Well if you’re the type of person who would decide to keep a patch of lawn in the desert, you’re probably the same type of person that won’t maintain it either.
My mullet, your mullet, her mullet, permmullet….
It’s ‘Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox’ not ‘Paul Bunyan the Big Blue Ox Babe’.
Hey! Hey! Hey man, hold up. There’s a f***in’ Jellyfish on your head! Stay still, I’ll pee on it.