The Brown Bomber

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Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.

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  1. Canuck Guy says:

    That must have been one massive wet fart. Home made beans, home made bread and beer can do that.

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  2. zendaddy621 says:

    This one time I ate chili and pooped my pants and my mom was mad. This reminded me of that…

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    • DRAKE MALLARD says:

      http://t.fod4.com/t/36c610a541/c1920x1080_107.jpg

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      • John Mortensen says:

        Nutella. Best wrapped in bacon. . . . .

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  3. DRAKE MALLARD says:

    when you see it you shall shat bricks

    http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/shit_out_of_pants.jpg

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  4. Popanator says:

    This one time i was at McDonalds and boys were being mean to me so Gene told them to go and then they put a candy bar on my seat! It was my bike seat it has 3 wheels so i do not fall down! I sit on it and boy was mom mad! This reminded me of that.

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    • Dewed says:

      I knew that was coming. You need a new act.

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    • Jerry says:

      Poopanator, This reminded me of that.

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    • Zarolha says:

      In the other versions you always said Mean Gene put the candy bar on your seat. Stay consistent Popanator. You ride a Big Wheel and wear a hockey helmet in case you fall down.

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      • John Mortensen says:

        Actually, it’s a recumbent trike. And he still fell off of it. . . .

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  5. Beth says:

    Jesus God, how the fuck do you not know that’s happened? Aren’t you capable of feeling and noticing that your ass is wet? Wouldn’t you then go to the bathroom and see what the hell happened?

    Ugh. So many questions, so few answers.

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    • Northern Girl says:

      My questions, too…. I know a lady with a serious medical issue (she had a tumour removed from her spine and so doesn’t have much feeling in that region), but she has the brains to wear an adult diaper and carry a clean change of clothing along with soap and washcloth in her car in just case. If she has an accident, it doesn’t show like this and you can bet your bottom dollar she would head to the bathroom and clean up and not continue shopping, stinking up the place ….

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  6. Jen says:

    Never trust a fart…or laxatives.

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    • Jerry says:

      Or one after the other!

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  7. Kayla Modschiedler says:

    This reminds me of when I worked at Comfort Inn in High School. This guy came in and had a really long name, so as I was checking him in he handed me his checkbook (1994 y’all) so I could spell his name. I felt something slimy on the back and of course got super grossed out. I checked him in and as soon as I was done I ran to the bathroom to wash my hands. He had SHAT himself and it was allover his checkbook and now on my left hand (Thank God I’m right-handed!). I think I washed my hands for about 5 minutes. I quit not too long after that.

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    • fuggetaboudit says:

      Yuck!

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  8. Dewed says:

    Looks like it was a dirty bomb.

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  9. Jerry says:

    Sometimes life is like, pants full of chocolate.

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  10. CaptainCrankyDeux says:

    Someone is gonna need to wash his dirty underwear and shorts.

    Now that’s a repulsive thought.

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  11. Zarolha says:

    He has cankles.

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  12. DOJORODA says:

    Broken Muflap. primary cause: Cheesey Poofs and Butt Sex.

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  13. admiralbrown says:

    If only I had a Sharpie and a ten foot pole I would draw a happy face on his shorts.

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  14. Heartstopper says:

    Warm beer and cold beans strike again.

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  15. fuggetaboudit says:

    Nothing like yellow britches to highlight that brown Rorschach test.

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  16. OhioDemon says:

    Shart Trek 6: The Undiscovered Skidmark

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