The Parent Trap

I went to just go pick up a few miscellaneous items, hoping to finish up quickly before the rainstorm came in. I was browsing the makeup aisle when all of a sudden I heard a man yelling not far from me. I glanced over and saw a young boy sliding accross the floor. The man, I’m assuming to be his father, yells at him to “Get the fuck up!”

The poor kid was pushing away, with his arm up. “Get your fucking ass off the floor, you son of a bitch!” The man then grabs at the kid and throws him another two feet! I couldn’t believe what I saw! The mom just chimes in “Just get the fuck up.” And what does the kid say? “I’m sorry! When it went off it made me jump!” In the background was a stupid motion-detecting Easter bunny that sings when you pass it.

It didnt end there! I finally left the place and waited outside for the rabbit transit to get there, and your typical redneck family comes out of the store. Both parents were no older than 20 years old, and already had 3 little ones about 2-4 years old, two girls and one boy. The little boy started screaming (playfully) while covering his head, as if protecting himself from the rain. The dad then yelled at the top of his lungs, “SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT’S NOT EVEN RAINING!!” The kid, with a little smile, says “It’s not? Oh!” and started laughing. The dad then yelled at the mom saying “TAKE THIS LITTLE SHIT AWAY FROM ME!”

Mom’s response? “And do what with him?” Dad – “I DUNNO JUST TAKE HIM!”

Mom does exactly that, now trying to control 3 rowdy little ones, and what does daddy do? Hops into his car and takes off, leaving them behind…

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