WWIB: Mom Jorts

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Bottom biscuits aside, I think this hip-hugger mom jorts fad is finally the fashion trend that makes me realize I’m old. I’m officially the old person that “just doesn’t get it” and while I’m at it, your music sucks so hard. Like honestly, it’s the worst shit to ever come out in the history of music. I’d rather listen to disco.

New York & North Carolina

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  1. Popanator says:

    The pants are to small so they go to the store and they get new pants

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    • John Mortensen says:

      Let’s hope not.

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  2. DRAKE MALLARD says:

    oh walmart

    http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Freaky+people+of+walmart+part+i_26b4b2_5477134.jpg

    baby got back

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    • John Mortensen says:

      ,.,.,.,.

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    • Cybrsk8r says:

      Baby got fat back..

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      • John Mortensen says:

        And fat back boobs. . . . .

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    • off the reservation says:

      The word ‘disgusting’ just doesn’t even begin to describe this. It’s so bad in so many ways. How anyone could even go out in public looking like this shows such lack of good judgement.

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      • DRAKE MALLARD says:

        I’ve got more chins than Chinatown

        http://www.luchaworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/superporky2.jpg

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        • John Mortensen says:

          You mean more chins than a Chinese phonebook, don’t you?

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    • Messican says:

      That’s like taking up the sidewalk two abreast… or is it four abreast?

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    • Dewed says:

      The front probably looks about the same.

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  3. off the reservation says:

    Lower IQ’s. Lower morals. Shorts that don’t fit. It’s all related.

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  4. Carter_Burger67 says:

    I’d like to withhold judgement until I see the front. Both have potential.

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    • admiralbrown says:

      Leave it to your imagination, both are probably epic fails.

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  5. Jen says:

    Whorts: whore shorts.

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  6. Messican says:

    Between Drake Mallard and Jeffrey Stone, I don’t know who’s more perverse.

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    • John Mortensen says:

      I’d say it’s the selfie pervert.

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  7. Dewed says:

    I tripped and fell and my finger went in. I swear that’s what happened occifer.

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  8. Sejanus says:

    They make my penis sad.

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  9. beccababy73 says:

    Who the hell wears crap like this? Gag!

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