Let’s all just hope Pumpkin Spice and Pasty Spice here are picking up their birth control.
You know what I hate about playing Polo? Every time I try to play it, my horse drowns.
I think we’ve found Napoleon Dynamite’s mother…Gosh!
I’m guessing for your father it’s more of a nightmare than a dream, but I guess pleasing other men is your way of pleasing your father…what!?! Yeah, I said she is a slut because her father didn’t show her affection; presumptuous from one thong, I know, but it’s still likely.