It’s Miley!

As a cashier I got the true blessing of scanning EVERYONE’S merchandise. As an overnight cashier I also seem to be blessed with the opportunity to see all the nighttime crazies. A man came up to check out in my line with four pairs of Miley Cyrus jeans. I figured it was a present for […]

Submitted By A Walcreature

The Other Day, I Went To Wally World To Grab Some Shit. Out Of The Corner Of My Eye, I Noticed 2 Omish Folks Browsing For Stuff. Funny. But As I Went To The Checkout Lane, They Were Checking Out As Well So I Joined The Line They Were In. Sure Enough, They Bought Writable […]

Legs Don’t Work

I was walking behind a guy riding in one of the electric carts when it started to beep and stopped moving. The guy got out of the cart, picked up the front end, and started dragging it to the front of the store (We were almost to the back of the store when the cart […]

Fair Firing?

WICHITA, Kansas (NBC NEWS) – A Kansas Walmart worker hailed as a hero for stopping a shoplifter was fired Saturday. Walmart refuses to comment, but Heather Ravenstein says she was told she was being let go because of her actions in the shoplifting episode. “My stomach started turning instantly,” said Ravenstein. “I was like ‘Are […]