September 11th, 2009
Sweet Ride

Hahaha!! I’m not even going to make fun of this guy…mainly because if his “old lady” can’t get that decal taken off, I’m not messing with him!
Pennsylvania
Sweet Ride,
Hahaha!! I’m not even going to make fun of this guy…mainly because if his “old lady” can’t get that decal taken off, I’m not messing with him!
Pennsylvania
Sweet Ride,
105 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wonder if her decal on her car says her other ride has balls?
September 11th, 2009
probably just as big. got em’!
September 11th, 2009
probably just as large. got em’!
September 11th, 2009
I wonder if her car has a decal that says her other ride has balls
September 11th, 2009
Cows have tits too…I doubt this guy can get a human girl.
September 11th, 2009
LOL I LOVE this
September 11th, 2009
Is that a custom sticker job or can I get that package off the shelf?
September 11th, 2009
His other ride may have tits but he has B A L L S!
September 11th, 2009
Oh, I will: You know there’s a woman in Pennsylvania who’s actually proud of this. I bet they have a total of 10 teeth and a mullet between them and no fork in the family tree!
September 11th, 2009
For all you know his “old lady” put it on there!!!!!
September 11th, 2009
Hey
That’s mine. You should see my other ride. It’s broken down, but is still full of gas.
September 11th, 2009
Is it a cow??
September 11th, 2009
I think I’ve actually seen this vehicle at the WalMart on the other side of town from me!!! Or more likely, there’s more than one beat up pick-up truck with that same sentiment on it.
September 11th, 2009
hahaha! That’s HOT! BTW, nice wolf-scene painted on the back window glass..
September 11th, 2009
Wow, hilarious!
September 11th, 2009
Also note the sweet wolf decal over his rear window.
September 11th, 2009
You’re assuming he means a woman?! He probably means one those scraggy dudes who’s the pinup of cellblock A we keep seeing pictures of.
September 11th, 2009
Ya I bet it does!
September 11th, 2009
And he’s got one of them “manly” wolf decals in the back window… just say’n.
September 11th, 2009
At least that truck does not have “balls” (those plastic bull balls that hang under the rear bumper of some trucks.)
September 11th, 2009
Ya i bet she does
September 11th, 2009
*Classy*
September 11th, 2009
And I thought that it was “cow tipping” and “bull riding.”
September 11th, 2009
That’s funny, but kind of disrespectful to his own mother.
September 11th, 2009
Well, you are assuming he is referring to a human…
September 11th, 2009
how about the wolf moon window decal?
September 11th, 2009
It doesn’t say if the tits are on a man or woman…
September 11th, 2009
Is he talking about man tits?
September 11th, 2009
His other ride has tits, hu! Must be some cow he is milking.
September 11th, 2009
Good grief…would you ever ever drive that truck around?
September 11th, 2009
and a penis and balls.
September 11th, 2009
Itty bitty ones, I bet.
September 11th, 2009
Good heavens, I knew it was Pennsylvania just from the hills.
September 11th, 2009
I personally would laugh if a woman owned this car.
September 11th, 2009
Walmart, is sucking the life out of this nation. The mojority of thier products are chinese made, the small businesses, the mom and pops of whatever town a walmart opens in are forced to close, they cant compete. Walmart employees are payed below a living wage and rarely are allowed to work a 40 hour work week. Thier given information on government programs for living assistance and medical care. (your tax dollars) If a group of walmart employees vote to organize and join a union walmart executives simply shut the whole store down. But hey they pass the savings on to you right America?!?!!
September 11th, 2009
Now that is the funniest one I have heard in a while. Someone should make that bumper sticker
September 11th, 2009
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September 11th, 2009
MOM!!
Stop shopping at Wallyworld!!!
September 11th, 2009
This looks frighteningly similar to the Walmart in Mansfield, PA. Wouldn’t surprise me if it was! Although, I’m sure there are many other Walmarts in PA with mountains visible from the parking lot.
September 11th, 2009
Give him some credit..at least he spelled “TITS” correctly!
If this were Utah, I’d wonder if a “B” fell off in front of “RIDE”…
September 11th, 2009
someone should put the word “up” after the t word on that truck
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September 11th, 2009
U mean “Truck Nutz” lol I saw those on Alligator Alley
September 11th, 2009
hahaha! that’s funny
September 12th, 2009
This proves that rednecks and white trash are not limited to south of the Mason Dixon line.
September 12th, 2009
He left out the part where is other ride is also his cousin too.
September 12th, 2009
Got milk?
September 12th, 2009
This is definitely the walmart in Mill Hall, Pa.
September 12th, 2009
That looks like an Alaska plate!
September 12th, 2009
Did he buy that Lettering Decal Kit from Walmart?!?!
September 12th, 2009
Wait… he didn’t buy that.. he made it? lol
September 12th, 2009
All this guy needs is another sticker below this one that says “Git er Done!”
September 12th, 2009
Brian, you might be more credible if you used anything closely resembling proper spelling, punctuation, and logical thought patterns.
Public school? Am I right??
September 12th, 2009
Who says his “other ride” is a woman??
September 12th, 2009
Oh, why oh why, do some of the worst Walmart offenders have to come from my home state of PA! I’m not really shocked, though. I see photo ops every time I go to any of our nearby Walmarts.
September 12th, 2009
I wonder if his wife’s car carries a bumper sticker that says “My other ride is nuts”?
September 12th, 2009
Stay classy, anonymous redneck Wal-Mart shopper.
September 12th, 2009
I love it!!! But I am pretty sure blow-up dolls don’t count as having tits!! LMAO!!!! This guy is packing a small one…LOL!!!!
September 12th, 2009
I must see who owns this car immediately.
September 12th, 2009
Old truck + tacky bumper sticker = POS
Old truck + tackey bumper sticker + WOLF decal = pure AWESOMNESS!
September 12th, 2009
Maybe he (or she) owns a classic car like a ’57 Cadillac. They had chrome boobs with rubber nipples/aureolas on the front end. Brilliant design, too bad GM eliminated it.
September 12th, 2009
I’m also convinced this is the Mill Hall, PA Walmart
September 12th, 2009
His other ride is a cow?
September 12th, 2009
I love it! I like being considered the ride.
September 12th, 2009
I love it!! You go dude!!
September 12th, 2009
Comparing your woman to a truck?
September 12th, 2009
anyone that has to advertise that much how straight they are is more than likely a closet fag.
September 12th, 2009
Sorry Bubba, those two big warts on your left hand don’t count as “tits.”
September 12th, 2009
at least he doesn’t have truck nuts…
September 12th, 2009
I took this photo at the East Freedom/Roaring Spring Walmart (just off I-99) on Wednesday. I could not BELIEVE this truck parked in front of me. Who could resist a photo and posting. I am sure this guy parks there regularly. I am curious to see what he looks like—he may present another photo opp. Thanks for all the FUNNY comments. Yinz made my day.
September 12th, 2009
Usually the chick rides the man, so does his chick have a dick?
September 12th, 2009
I know who owns this truck!!
September 13th, 2009
His milking cow must be so happy for the recognition
September 13th, 2009
I’m pretty sure the decal is referring to “tits” or studs on a motorcycle tire. It’s just supposed to be funny.
September 14th, 2009
Wow…I live in PA and I’ve never seen this type of shit at my Walmart. To be fair though most of us are NY and NJ transplants being on the border and all. I did see a man with a gun on his hip the other day though. And no I did not take a pic…didn’t want to get shot lol.
September 14th, 2009
No class pig.
September 14th, 2009
his other ride has tits all right… and one of them is real!
Ethel lost one of her funbags in their wringer washer machine one night, but you have to hand it to Fred, he helps bolster her self-esteem by proclaiming to the world that her left tit (which was a remanufactured item) is just as glorious as the right one, which would be front page material for National Geographic!
September 14th, 2009
Where are his truck nutz?
September 14th, 2009
Wow, nice wolf decal in the back window…. I bet he’s got a shirt to match it!
September 15th, 2009
walmart represents america.
this is an awesome example of it.
September 16th, 2009
Missing the rubber balls hanging from the hitch.
September 16th, 2009
bet his other ride is a horse!
September 16th, 2009
I guess the last part of the sticker “and is inflatable” must have fallen off.
September 16th, 2009
Unless that IS his old lady’s ride
September 17th, 2009
wolf in the window = real
tailgate “sticker” = fake
sorry, it’s not real people
September 18th, 2009
what is with all the photoshopping in here?
September 18th, 2009
Might be talking about his cow….LMAO
September 22nd, 2009
Holy Cow!
That’s a pic of Wal-Mart in Juneau, Alaska! The plate is blurred out but is of the standard colors. And the background is Douglas Island (North Douglas). Even the weather is perfect.
I know someone in PA who might’ve posted this pic as PA. But not true. It’s gotta be Juneau. Plenty of wolf tinting and homemade “bumper stickers”.
September 22nd, 2009
I think that is Lewistown, PA – just a guess
September 22nd, 2009
this appears to be at the huntingdon, pa, store. way to go… you’ve given people of the world one more definition to the words redneck, hick, and idiot…
September 23rd, 2009
I have seen this truck, and the guy who drives it…… I don’t think the tits are on a chick….. I would guess the tits are on a cowor sheep!!!
September 25th, 2009
This really made me laugh out loud.
I’m from the UK and we have a supermarket chain called ASDA which is owned by WallMart and the people are exactly the same, unbelievable
September 25th, 2009
This really made me laugh out loud.
I’m from the UK and we have a supermarket chain called ASDA which is owned by WalMart and the people are exactly the same, unbelievable
September 25th, 2009
Go ahead and mess with him. You know perfectly well there IS no “old lady”. The ones that talk about sex the most are the ones that ain’t gettin’ any.
September 26th, 2009
NOT the Mill Hall Walmart. There is no hill with a power line runing through it , that close to the store. Even where there is a hill , its the other direction. I can absolutely rule out both state college stores, Mill hall & Bradford, Montoursville & Warren.
October 1st, 2009
NOT the mill hall store. Or Montoursville, bradford, either state college, or warren or Corry store. Mill hall does not have a hill with a power line running through it that close to the store. Pa license plate though & we’ve got plenty o hills & trees
October 1st, 2009
The “Extreme Radical Amish” strike again!!!
October 2nd, 2009
That is god damn awesome. I’m going to get that sticker on my GMC now.
October 4th, 2009
WTF? His ride has tits? So the person is a tranny and the dude rides that? I think that guy needs to switch up some words.
October 6th, 2009
his OTHER ride is a COW?
okaaaaay (backs away from truck)…puts a whole new meaning to the phrase
Animal Husbandry
October 9th, 2009
So he probably has a huge pair of tits painted on the side of his mobile home, right??
October 17th, 2009
No it doesn’t.
October 23rd, 2009
Given that thought, you know damn well his other ride has got to be a goat !!!
November 6th, 2009
I think this is the WalMart near my house…
It’s in Pennsylvania, it has mountains surrounding it, and…oh! A hick!
Yep. definetly our WalMart.
November 19th, 2009
His other ride goes moo!
November 28th, 2009
omg i soo want a ride like thim lmao but im not sure which…
October 11th, 2010
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