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01.15.

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Nothing says “I’m cheap as hell” like homemade bumper stickers! Also, if you need to resort to making homemade bumper stickers about people being on your ass so much, chances are good the problem is you.

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  • zendaddy621

    It’s like I always say: If you don’t want people on your ass, then move your ass…

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  • Jeremy

    Now I know what to get my mom for her birthday in a few years

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  • Jen

    Also uses these signs for when she’s in the checkout line.

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  • sam

    do the speed limit or get off the road.

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  • kevin

    looks like about what we have in a tourist town of arkansas. a bunch of senile ole bittys that need to trade their car keys in for a rocking chair in a nursing home. at the very least realize that their ‘independance” is a menace to the public and get off the effing road. when your scared to do something it just might be a sign to quit doing it.

    i bet she has no where to go and all day to get there, nothing to do and all day to do it, and nothing to say and all day to say it.

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  • admiralbrown

    To paraphrase George Carlin, you drive at the right speed, anyone driving faster than you is a maniac and anyone driving slower than you is a moron.
    Obviously this old lady gets called moron on a frequent basis.

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  • Kevin T.

    But what if I am a hemorrhoid and I’m in a hurry?!

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  • Tatin

    It’s time for this old lady to stop driving, most likely she is the problem.

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  • Jerry

    I can’t wait to see the look on his face, when I pull up behind him in my Roidmobile !

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  • Sangelia

    Sometimes what you want to say in a bumpersticker, is not possible. Since it was not printed.
    I’ve done the home made ones like “Buckle up if you are thumbody to your family”.

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  • Oogie

    I’m getting older and starting to appreciate stuff like this; but I haven’t decided yet if I’ll be the doddering old man that drives way to slow, or the one that loses all fear and reason and drives like hell all the time. Judging by the responses here, I think I’ll go the slower route, definitely torques people up more. Yeah. “Its a LIMIT, not a suggestion” on mine!

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  • http://peopleofwalmart thingamajig

    Appearances are its an obstruction of vision. If you can’t put it on the windshield, you can’t put it on the rear window either. ooops. Thats just my opinion.

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