Looks like that thing is gonna absorb all the water in the pool.
Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.
Why does your shirt have bumper stickers? A set of classy truck nuts dangling I can see, but bumpers stickers? C’mon!
That moment the edibles kick in at the grocery store…