Before we start angrily hurling words at him like “sexist” and “woman hater” and “something about MeToo”, lets take a moment to realize he boldly displays the fact that he is a redneck on his truck so set your expectations right at about the level he is at.
Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.
Honestly, unless your hair makes a crack sound like a bullwhip when you flip your head around I feel like you’ve wasted however many years it took to grow that. Truthfully even if it makes that whip sound you’ve wasted a bunch of years on that ponytail, but at least there would be like 3 seconds where I’d be like “Oh wow, thats neat.”
Looks like we got Ishmael from the movie Kingpin here. At least he was Amish and didn’t know any better. Not sure what your excuse could be.