Looks like that thing is gonna absorb all the water in the pool.
At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway.
Why does your shirt have bumper stickers? A set of classy truck nuts dangling I can see, but bumpers stickers? C’mon!
The truth hurts. I see you’re buying up some diapers for that kid so obviously you learned the truth a little too late.