Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up.
Looks like that thing is gonna absorb all the water in the pool.
Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You probably stopped reading by now and have spaced off wondering how someone on this Earth has the name Shitney right now. As you should.
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy.