Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest hair…you know what, I don’t even care. Either way I will follow you into the depths of hell.
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy.
This car is bad ass. Not much more to say.
Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.