At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway.
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Finally someone has seen the light while inside Walmart!!!!
Why does your shirt have bumper stickers? A set of classy truck nuts dangling I can see, but bumpers stickers? C’mon!