If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.
Roses are red, violets are blue, those boot say stripper, those jeans do too.
Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet?
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy.