What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.
Oh really? That’s the line in the sand we’re finally drawing; titty sweat? Too little too late moral police.
Congratulations, you’ve won at parenting. I love you.
Cardboard signs – we’re taking them back!