Quick check in on my favorite sex doll…a sentence I can now surprisingly say out loud without fear of my wife smacking me.
You can ask any photographer in the business, nothing comes close to matching the romance of a clearance section at Walmart for a backdrop.
Squirrel Master ain’t always gonna be there for you fish. I’m gonna come around and I’m gonna want some cocktail…fruit!
I see why you’ve got your underwear up high and out of his reach. Don’t want the Cookie Monster to eat them.