Is it a short skirt? Is it a long shirt? Is it the beginning of a porno? Yes to all of them I think.
What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.
When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…
Doesn’t even have to be Christmas for miracles to happen right in front of us.