She is either shoplifting those pumpkins or those are real and she can’t sleep on her stomach.
Look at that big beautiful bouffant! My goodness. You just look like a guy that should constantly carry a tiny dog everywhere, but secretly have your thumb up it’s ass.
Good God I would hope so! It literally cannot be any worse. Right? That has to be right. I can’t fathom a world where the front could possibly be worse.
Sometimes bottom biscuits look delicious. That’s it. That’s all I got. I wanna take a bite out of your bottom biscuit. Deal with it.