Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think.
You would figure that if you had time to sneak away and cheat on your wife, then you could find a few minutes to run your car through a car wash.
That. Is. AWESOME!
Best. Birthday. Cake. Ever!