If there is one outfit every kid could pick for their mom, it would definitely be a crop top. Regardless of how it fits, every child just loves nothing more than mom walking around full gut out.
You’re at a rave, the ecstasy is banging hard, everyone is gorgeous and just living it up. Then they turn the lights on and you look around at everyone wondering wtf?!?!
Girl, you’re gonna need a map just to find your way in that deep cavern and locate a piece of your shorts to tug back out.
Looks like the glovebox of my wife’s car. Oh, did you cut your femoral artery while driving? Here’s a vascular clamp I keep in my car for such an occasion. Always be prepared.