Knock it off buddy. We all know which shirt you’re gonna buy and it damn sure ain’t the solid gray one.
Sometimes I wish I could find the nerd at Apple and ask him why he thought the poo emoji was so important to put out there into the world and yet I still have to send people a cartoon eggplant?
Kinda figured out why you’re always bridesmaids and never a bride. Nobody needs to be at Walmart on their wedding day. You’ve done an awful job for her.
Don’t let your disability stop you from being you. If Hell doesn’t have a handicap ramp, you make one brother!