November 22nd, 2013
Ahh yes, the very rare FUPA flower. Many say it’s not even a flower at all since it isn’t visually appealing and typically smells awful. I say, they’re probably right but I’m not a scientist so I can’t make that decision.
November 8th, 2013
Honestly, I truly and with all my heart don’t give a shit what the fox says. I’d rather puncture my own ears out than hear that garbage. He says “show me the Carfax.” How ’bout that? Just as stupid right? Exactly. I hate people.
October 10th, 2013
I don’t get this whole dress up like an animated character thing. Why are the boots furry? Is this the new gothic? Is it some gothic/nerdy hybrid? Why do you hate your parents? Where do you even buy fuzzy boots? How did I get so old so quickly that I’m out of touch with today’s youth? Why am I happy about it? I need answers people!