In a crack battle there are never any actual winners. However, I’m going to favor the guy waiting for some good pills to help ignore the world instead of the guy buying CDs like its 1993.
Arizona & Colorado
Don’t think the walking billboard was necessary to point it out to us. We’re pretty good picking up context clues.
Part impressive, part terrifying. All sugar.
Maybe you never really grow out of being weird. Perhaps you just go from young and dumb to old and dumb. I’m still not sure which is worse though.
Colorado & Nevada