April 15th, 2014
Benefits of heels: (1) Adds height (2) Draws attention (3) Enhances confidence (4) Accentuates legs (5) Makes you look thinner. Cons of heels: (1) Harder to keep balance while peeing in the urinal…and really that’s the only one you need.
April 14th, 2014
You may call it upskirt, I like to think of it as a bottom biscuit with a little flare. Either way, you should probably cover up.
April 11th, 2014
Wowzers! It looks like you went to your local spray tan shop and asked for the “electrocuted raccoon” special. Hot damn that is a fierce level of awfulness.