Honestly, the only way you can redeem yourself with that swimwear right now is to do a cannonball into that stack of water. Will it make sense? No. Will it amuse me enough to give you a pass for that swimsuit that isn’t even appropriate for you at the beach? You betcha.
Sorry, my cabana boy had to go out and get me some fresh pineapple juice so this one is on me.
Police in Brooksville have arrested a man for allegedly masturbating using a stuffed animal inside Walmart.
Police say 19-year-old Sean Johnson of Lake Panasoffkee has been charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief for the act.
Officers responded to the Walmart on Broad Street just before 3 p.m. Tuesday for the complaint. Employees say they saw Johnson using a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department where he masturbated into the animal. The incident was caught on camera.
He then put the toy, now covered in ejaculate, back on the shelf, police say. Other items were contaminated and could not be sold.
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Johnson fled the store but was located by police nearby. He was arrested and taken to the Hernando County Jail on $1,500 bond.’
Wow! Just freaking wow! How is that even an thought that goes on in your head? This guy is a real….jerkoff? Huh? Didn’t see that coming did you? You liked it though.
She is wearing those short shorts to show off that hourglass figure…It just happens to be that daylight savings time hour where you go back and it lasts 2 hours.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.