Where is that turning point in life decisions where you find yourself one day sitting naked on the floor of a Walmart?
Shopping at Walmart on Christmas Eve,
I turned the corner and what did I see?
A big red thing staring back at me.
I needed some vanilla pudding to continue to bake,
the sight of this, my eyes could not take.
You are dangerously close to ruining the most important thing from my childhood. I suggest you back the f off right now and rethink yourself before entering public domain again.
We’ve got our countdown to Christmas slowly rolling in at 10 days and counting now. Don’t worry, those presents will get there soon enough.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.