March 18th, 2014
I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.
March 5th, 2014
I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.
Kansas & Ohio
February 26th, 2014
I can’t tell which I appreciate more, a good hair helmet or paying homage to Nebraska. It’s a toss up but I think I’ll go with them Huskers.