Bud, you think 1997 Ford Explorers just grow on tress? Wrong, you need wads of cash to ball out like this. Get in on the secret now!!!
Gotta keep a stash of sweets for his sweets, ya feel me?
Shoutout to the Boston Bruins for getting in a little Walmart Christmas shopping for the kids. Just a heads up to the kid that gets gifts from Brad Marchand, you may want to Lysol them before you play with them. He probably licked it.
First thing my daddy taught me was that if you were going to cross-dress in tight girls clothing you better be hung like a moose or people won’t be just laughing at the outfits….Actually my daddy never taught me that. That is just common sense right there but I wanted it to seem more wise than it is.