Maryland
April 17th, 2013
Elvis Buys Real Estate
Elvis has just left the building…and thinks that it is in decent enough shape that with a few minor additions he could put it back on the market in a few months and make a nice little profit.
Maryland
April 2nd, 2013
We Be Clubbin’
Sweet outfit. I can’t tell if you’re going to the gym or going clubbing. I mean, realistically I know which option is more likely, but whatever. What I think I do know is those started out as yoga pants, but as things stretch sideways they tend to shrink in length. Sooooo easy way to make shorts?
Maryland
March 21st, 2013
Don’t Cry
That’s right ladies, dry those eyes cause he’ll be back. I know how much you were looking forward to being kidnapped and chained to a pole in his dead mother’s basement.
Maryland
