November 26th, 2013
Hey Lance Armstrong, the only thing getting a workout are your yoga shorts.
June 13th, 2013
Let me show you the buns I don’t want my Subway sub on.
May 13th, 2013
Well Jan and Dave, clearly if one of you can put up with this then you must really “Luv” each other because if my girl did this to my car she would no longer be my girl.