December 12th, 2013
In case of emergency, toss those puppies up over your shoulders and use them as a life preserver.
November 7th, 2013
Anyone who wears jammies over the age of 4 is not cute. That’s a fact. Notice I didn’t even limit that to “wear jammies in public”. I mean period. The only reason they should even be made in an adult size is in the off chance the kid from Jack needs some PJs.
October 3rd, 2013
Ladies, we all know you can’t resist the urge to jump in the sack with a guy who has a creative t-shirt on suggesting some action, so I need to ask you – which of these two are you going home with? Do you wanna toss back a few brews with Mr. Bandana or go on a mustache ride?