Party in the back and wait a second. What’s that? Another party in the front? – You’re damn right it is.
Y’all better pay some respect. You’re looking at a pure femullet lioness. Clearly the leader of any pack she comes around. Ferocious and nurturing.
Maybe if you got rid of that mullet I could read your shirt. Just can’t get past that early 90’s dome of yours.
Don’t wear a kilt and other weird shit to distract us from noticing you’re still holding on to the last bit of hope that is your hair .