My man lookin’ like a bald eagle just born to fly.
If they do a full on live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I think we’ve got Master Splinter cast. That’s a power rat-tail you can’t overlook.
I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.
There’s not even a male version of Rapunzel I can call you. That should tell you all you need to know. Shit is gross by the way.