I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.
There’s not even a male version of Rapunzel I can call you. That should tell you all you need to know. Shit is gross by the way.
You must not have kids. Because I just see those little shits grabbing, pulling and swinging from that hair that you would eventually have to cut off so that it didn’t get yanked out.
That is one seriously badass femullet. Party in the back, beat your ass in the front. Get some!