That is one seriously badass femullet. Party in the back, beat your ass in the front. Get some!
You think a guy with that mullet is gonna wait until he gets home to open up the tri-flavored popcorn tin? Yeah right brother, this guy never waits for a party.
Did you know skunks have stripes to warn off predators? I’m not sure if that’s 100% effective but it’s certainly making me want to avoid this guy.
Little extra insulation to keep him warm this winter. Must be worth it, if I get one piece of hair on my back I itch all freakin’ day.