May 14th, 2013
3 generations of mullets in one store. That’s amazing. I’m pretty sure Halley’s Comet occurs more frequently than this. I mean, look how glorious it is. It’s like I can see that boy’s entire life pass before my eyes….And. It’s. Glorious!!!
May 8th, 2013
It took the decision makers here at PoWM quite a long time to determine if we could even hold this match-up of who is the bigger badass in fear that all of you would piss yourselves in fear at work or at home or wherever you are right now. Anyway, I have some clout around here so I pulled some strings and got them approved for you.
April 17th, 2013
Elvis has just left the building…and thinks that it is in decent enough shape that with a few minor additions he could put it back on the market in a few months and make a nice little profit.