If you’re gonna have a rat tail you might as well get rid of all the other distractions so you can highlight it. At least that’s what I always say. Although this is the first time I’ve ever needed to address the issue. But in the future I will stand by that saying.
Mr. Clean in the front, Troy Polamalu in the back!
You look like someone trying to shoplift from a weave store.
Not the pony your kids were hoping you’d bring home.