We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet.
There’s not enough camouflage in the world to hide that haircut my man.
Who has a long term goal to grow their hair into the “dead driftwood” look?
I checked thoroughly, there was no pot of gold at either end of this rainbow. Some dry scalp, possibly lice, but no gold. Sorry folks.