C’mon. Really? “The guys called and they want their hair back?” If you’re going to show that little respect to a Hall of Fame worthy power-mullet then leave the caption writing to the professionals.
Oh my God! That creature is eating that woman alive!!!
It’s just a lil’ braid to remind you he’s just a li’l creepy .
We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet.