May 22nd, 2013
Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine.
May 16th, 2013
What? Sometimes spoiled babies like to get their diaper changed on the top floor balcony sun deck because they like how the sun warms up their tushy. Don’t hate him ’cause his shit skyscrapes while your shit Danny Devito.
May 13th, 2013
Not sure how this umbrella made its way out of the testing lab. It worked great but failed miserably in the “does it pose a great risk of killing a kid?” category.