Not surprisingly, I don’t see a lot of guys hiding their “bitches” out of nervous fear of that possibility.
Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source.
Looks like they’re filming another commercial for Dollar Beard Club. Awkward.
I’d bet good money this is the type of dude that slams down a bro-tein shake like every hour.