Look at this beta thinking he has the market cornered on asshole wives. Man, you can’t turn into a new aisle at Walmart without running into 3-4 wives that would dropkick your face for giving them a funny look.
I’m assuming it tastes like Copenhagen and stale beer.
Well shit, with solid argument foundations like this one, I’m not sure why we even need to elect politicians. Get this man in the Senate right now.
Personally I think “only the good die young” is a more eloquent way of putting it, but I suppose you get to the same endpoint.