You think I could hire these dudes just to play some cool jazz every time I toss on my leggings, UGG boots and head to Starbucks for my pumpkin spice latte like the basic bitch I am?
You should have stopped after ‘out of order’.
Here’s what they don’t show you in those quote inspirational parenting quotes you see on Facebook.
Feeling like the dog from UP right now. I’m just minding my own business, shopping for things in Walmart and then SQUIRREL!!!!