How every old guy feels inside at all times…Now get off my lawn.
Sometimes I’m amazed at the efforts people will make to take a nap. Ask them to check in the back for something and that’s too much to do, but figuring out a place to catch a few zzz’s on the job is no problem.
How’s the air up there? Lonely and virgin-like? Oh. Sorry to hear that.
In today’s episode of Tales From the Walmart Crypt, I lose my shit and quit life.