Never question Mom powers. They exist and there is no way to stop them.
Sometimes I think we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words.
Sometimes you gotta be resourceful to scratch that itch in public.
I’ve never worked at Walmart but I have to imagine in a place that big there are better places to sneak off and grab a few zzzz’s