Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Just cram ’em on up your b-hole and get to whatever insane workout regime it looks like you’ve got planned.
Congratulations on your ability to have something fail at its only job and purpose
It’s 2019 folks. It’s not just Daisy Dukes out there anymore, you gotta put up with Donald Dukes too.
Fall bottom biscuits. Probably pumpkin spiced.