Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Well shucks, this might sound corny but you’re getting some cobs to pop around here.
I knew you could pick up last minute Valentine’s Day gifts at Walmart, but I didn’t know you could pick up last minute Valentine’s dates there too.
Don’t get too close, that thing may pull your phone right into its vortex and suck it right in!
Best plumber in the game right here folks. I’d hire him, I don’t care that he shows up to the job on a bike.