Here is why I don’t go out shopping on Black Friday. If it comes down to it and I have to go up against someone like this for what I want, I’m gonna lose 10 out of 10 times. I’ll pay the extra $20 for my Keurig machine and not have to shit my own pants, thank you.
Well now. I see the buns are all warm and ready for Thanksgiving….don’t mind if I do.
Oh thank God, seeing all that white meat reminded me I have to take my Thanksgiving turkey out today to thaw.
Listen officer, I couldn’t pick her up if I tried. Hahahaha *officer puts on cuffs*
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.