Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Ehhh my dog would probably still bite it.
Ok, honestly those are some nice panties. I mean, not on you. But if they were off you and hanging on a rack or on someone that I’d like to see wearing them, I’d say “Wow, those are subtle but very nice undies.” So I guess what I’m saying is, I find you kinda odd but you’ve got good taste.
Turns out Sam’s Club is actually worse than Walmart. Buttcracks in bulk.
I see why you’ve got your underwear up high and out of his reach. Don’t want the Cookie Monster to eat them.