That is some serious front-butt action you’ve got going on there. It’s not often, and by often I mean ever, that I’ve seen enough front-butt plumber’s crack to literally swallow up an entire plumber. And I’m not talking about tiny little Nintendo Mario, I’m talking an actual adult male plumber being sucked in and lost forever.
Further proof of why flesh-colored yoga pants need to be destroyed. You probably would have been better off just wearing those black panties with the pink trim…not that we can see them or anything.
We all knew Michelangelo was the partying Turtle of the group. I just didn’t know he was so generous. $5 for that little booty shake? I’m not breaking out a Lincoln unless I got a nipple to the face!
I like how you dressed your bottom biscuits up for Halloween. That’s getting into the spirit of the season folks!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.