That’s awesome! Now do us all a favor and transform yourself into a working checking machine so I don’t have to wait in line for 37 minutes to get out of the store.
That’s either one hell of a beer belly or you should definitely not be “drunk as shit”. Although I’m hoping you give birth to a pony keg right here in the store.
Well, I mean, I guess so. He loves everybody right? So I suppose by technical definition yes he loves the axe wielding, Faygo drinking lovers of the Insane Clown Posse.
Shoutout to Spanx for being this generation’s push-up bras a/k/a one giant lie.