Nothing says Christmas spirit like a limp tree over your head.
The level of trust you have to have in other people to walk around a Walmart barefoot is unfathomable. That seems like something you have to do after losing a bet rather than by choice.
What? You think Old Saint Nick can stay up all night delivering packages to literally every boy and girl without some of that booger sugar to help?
Christmas hams are on sale at Walmart today.