Gonna be tough to toast those buns this weekend without some serious charcoal briquettes! I’m talking super-sized baby!
Ok, so stay with me here. You’re out at a bar and you have a few dozen drinks, followed by too many shots to count and then somebody (probably your drunk self) slips you a little something extra in your drink and then you stumble across these two male damsels out twerking on the dance floor. Which one are you taking home you odd mofo you?
I mean, technically what they’re doing isn’t “half assed” because those are covered, but it just seems less “hey bro check out my bod” and more “ehhh my pile of shirts is all the way over there; f*ck it I’ll just go like this.”
Well even though they aren’t wearing much and I’m not even sure any of that is classified as clothing, I suppose we can still do a “Who Wears it Better?” I’m going with weird Harley Quinn looking chick. – And if you love some friendly & gross competition, don’t forget to pick up a copy of our newest book People of Walmart: State of Emergency so you can see people of walmart from each state battle it out for supremacy!
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