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Rock and roll doesn’t break for anyone. I mean, it brakes for the car in front of him, but it doesn’t take a break.
Sometimes you gotta work the prostate to get the pipes working. Thank goodness to whomever invented elastic jeans.
I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.
I feel like you might be patient zero for the #MeToo movement.