Poopsicle



I used to work at Walmart. One morning when I came in, I overheard some of my co-workers talking about how the overnight clean up found a pile of poo near one of the big black freezer bins in the middle of the grocery isles. I figured “no way”, so I went up to a co-manager of mine and asked about the incident. He smiled and led me to the back were the cameras were and let me watch the whole scene unfold.

Apparently a bigger lady came in for some late night food shopping and needed to take a dump. So, she stopped near one of the freezer bins, proceeded to take a crap IN HER PANTS, twitch about a little bit, then stuck one foot behind the bin and jiggled her pant leg until a pile of poo plopped on the floor. She then went on with her grocery shopping….. didn’t even wipe.

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  1. poopman74

    was this at the Dinuba super walmart? poopsicles with corn are the norm. lol. hahahahahaha! they even have a proctologist at that store-he doubles as a bakery employee. want a chocolate cake from walmart now?

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    November 25th, 2010

  2. poohead jones

    dinuba, ca has the largest super walmart ever! some stores have an optometrist or a doctor. they have a proctologist who also works in the bakery-want a chocolate cake now? hahahaha! poopsicles are the norm. as are jizzburgers and don’t even ask about the ATM machine!

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    November 25th, 2010

  3. will kochino

    poopsicle? what’s their ATM machine do?

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    November 25th, 2010

  4. poodragon

    this needs a video asap. tell your manager i will give him 4 million dollars for this video. Then when he gives it to you… punch him in the face and run.

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    September 5th, 2012

  5. lexi

    Oh my

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    January 19th, 2013

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