I was in Walmart a few weeks ago to get some groceries. This fat old lady was looking at some Miley Cyrus clothing. I walked up there to see who she was giving it to.
“Oh, really cute clothes!” I said.
“Yep, do you think an extra large will fit me?” She repied.
I coughed and just nodded my head. When I saw her again she was modeling her shirt to the fitting room lady. The shirt was skin tight and was so small. She bought the shirt. A couple days later, I saw her. Eww, she was wearing the shirt and, what looked like, painted on leggings. I can never get that image out of my head.
Whenever I am having a bad day, I come to this site and nearly piss myself from all the laughter and joy it brings me.
Raccoon or fox? Suspenders grabbing the tighty whiteys or a safari hat? So many decisions!
Arizona & Utah
Just in case homeboy here catches too much wind in his ’82 Geo Metro on the way back to his mom’s house, he definitely won’t lose that sweet ass hat.