Kalyn
Who ever invented this site I just want you to know I love you. Wanna get married? Yes or no?
Dog Food Diet
While waiting in line at my local Wal-Mart with a 50lbs bag of dog food, I had a woman ask me if I was going to feed my dogs. Now I’m a big fan of “here’s your sign” so this is how I responded… “No actually I’m on the dog food diet, you just carry […]
Knock Knock
Two of my sisters and I were at Wal-Mart in Porter, Texas. We were walking by the dressing rooms in the women’s section when a mother and her two daughters walked out and the only thing we heard was “No Mama, you know she got some big knockers.” Haven’t been back since…
Unisex Bathrooms
As a good American domesticated male I often find myself grocery shopping. It just so happened one of my buddies was there doing the same thing so we kind of hung out while we were shopping. As we walked around the urge to pee became worse and worse. I hate public bathrooms so I was […]
