If it is not already a law, we need to make one that states “If you give your kid a skullet, Child Services gets to come to your house, punch you in the stomach and take the kid.” Write a letter to your congressmen and have him propose this as a bill.
I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to the bone…..Hey, how did you get your scar? – I got my belly fat stuck in the conveyor belt at Wal-Mart.
What ever happened to weighing the pros and cons before acting? Hmmm, should I stick my hand down his pants? Well, I’ll make everyone around me uncomfortable, I’ll probably lose my reputation for being “classy,” and my finger is going to smell….unfortunately I can’t think of any cons. Let’s do it!