The internet is a wonderful toy for you. Now you can take pictures on the sly of people and publish them on your site to be mocked. You should be proud of your accomplishment.
I guess if you stumbled upon me at a Walmart, I’d find my picture here too with all the snarky comments. Since I was in grade school, I’ve been made fun of. I’m not particularly good looking and I guess you would consider me a dork, an easy target. Since I can remember I’ve been exluded from things, mocked and have even been humilated in public by groups of people like you. I’ve been pelted with a snowball that had a rock inside it because I looked “like a queer” according the person who threw it to the delight of his friends. I guess it makes you feel superior and better than me. I actually had a fellow worker tell me to my face that “I was the ugliest thing she ever saw” in front of a line of customers at the store I was working at during Christmas.
I was lucky enough to find a girl and get married. Guess what? She’s a dork too. So for years, the both of us have been laughed at, even as adults. It’s great to live a lifetime being a victim. I’m sure you’ll enjoy my story, so go for it and feel good about yourself.
At first I was like “What’s with the 3-foot pigtails?”, then I realized your cats probably like to bat them around and you just can’t bring yourself to take anything away that amuses old Whiskers and his friends.
Insert obvious cock joke here.
Covered from head to toe in fur. This leads me to two conclusions: (1) You might as well carry a sign that reads “Hey PETA bet you can’t get any red paint on me!” and (2) you probably have a really hairy bush. Gross I know, and i’m sure people will bitch, but before you send us hate mail stop for 1 second look at her and ask yourself if I’m wrong.