Love Of My Life
I was at the ever-fantastic Wal-Mart a few days ago with my mother. I had just finished explaining to her what peopleofwalmart.com is, when she pointed to the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. She was a 6-foot black woman, mid-forties, wearing platform red pleather boots, matching mini skirt and tube top, and the […]
Poor Kid…
I was shopping in Palm Bay, Florida, not to be confused with Palm Beach. I was in line to pay and was behind a stringy haired redneck woman with an entire litter of kids ranging from roughly 8 years-old down to infant. All of the kids were white, like her, except for the toddler sitting […]
Mark Up
While I was out and about the other night I had to stop at Wally World to get some cat food. On my way to the pet department, I decided to swing down by the magazine rack to see if they had anything good. I was standing there thumbing through the magazines when someone came […]
