It’s like a permanent lumbar support system. By the way, how do you even get hair to cling/mold/bind/form/shape into that? I’m just asking so that I don’t accidentally do it.

Delaware

Much to my, and I’m sure everyone else’s, surprise we have a challenger to the “Old lady from 8 Crazy Nights” look alike. Also, full disclosure – I’m a little frightened.

Indiana

I have a feeling her kids are always on their best behavior. I guess that’s what happens when you have a professional spanker for a mother.

Kentucky

Don’t you hate it when you confuse your washing machine and your kids’ Spiral Splatter Creations Kit? I know I do.

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