Ok, as embarrassing as this is, a few years ago I had the need to buy some medication for a yeast infection. I went to the closest and thankfully empty checkout lane to make my purchase when I was told this little gem from my cashier. “You know, next time you can save yourself some money and just put some plain yogurt up there. I do it and it works just as good.”
The cashier still works at our Walmart and no matter how busy it may be I can not bring myself to walk through her line.