Put It Away

While at my local Walmart one Sunday evening, I am pushing my cart around the corner in the beauty section and notice a male in his 40’s with his penis exposed masturbating and top speed. He is staring in the direction of a lady and her young daughter, and how they did not notice him […]

Activia!

Ok, as embarrassing as this is, a few years ago I had the need to buy some medication for a yeast infection. I went to the closest and thankfully empty checkout lane to make my purchase when I was told this little gem from my cashier. “You know, next time you can save yourself some […]

Full Moon

So my 3 year old daughter and I were in Walmart walking down the aisle when low and behold, a “plus, plus sized woman” wearing a long shirt and nothing else, decides to bend over to get something off the bottom shelf. We get a full moon (wearing a thong or nothing, I’m not sure) […]