Is it a short skirt? Is it a long shirt? Is it the beginning of a porno? Yes to all of them I think.
I’m gonna go ahead and say “close enough” and give you a pass on this one. They both carry things and there is a 90% chance the one I pick will have one leg that is stuck and makes a weird noise the entire time I use it while it pulls to the right.
Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton.
When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…