Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton.
Cardboard signs – we’re taking them back!
When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…
“Listen pal, Santa shortchanged me this year and I’m not gonna allow that to happen 2 holidays in a row! Got it?”