Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.
Well, I suppose you caught me on a technicality when I said underwear and bras should be worn at Walmart. Next time I’ll be more specific.
WHO THE F*CK BAKES COOKIES IN THEIR CAR?!?!
That’s my type of old man right there. If Walmart was smart they’d hire him to be a greeter on the spot. He seems like the type of dude that would make your day from a simple exchange of how-do-you-do’s.