Well, I suppose you caught me on a technicality when I said underwear and bras should be worn at Walmart. Next time I’ll be more specific.
This is what I imagine the old leathery lady from There’s Something About Mary looked like in her heyday.
Not the Easter eggs he wanted to find, but that’s life kid. Deal with it.
Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.