Y’all can mock all you want but this was one of the most entertaining school pageants I’ve ever seen. Although, to be fair, if you’ve ever been to any of those recitals you know the bar is set like super low.
Your b-hole looks like a well used pub dartboard. What the hell man? Retire that thing already.
I feel like one good sneeze and his dong is just gonna flop out the bottom.
Man thong or fire hair. My eyes are going to explode from all this switching back and forth from disaster to disaster.