I hope someone got a picture of that monkey shitting down the front of your shirt. Then I could plug it in right there and print myself out a nice blanket to remember what a jackass you are for bringing your monkey into Walmart.
Ah yes, because who doesn’t want to be known as “The Skeleton Man”? However, I will say the tiny Christmas hats are a nice touch. Very festive.
Not surprisingly, I don’t see a lot of guys hiding their “bitches” out of nervous fear of that possibility.
I see why you went commando; I don’t think there is any room for panties in those things. They’ve kinda been packed to the max already.