Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking.
Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source.
Where are you going lady? Because I’ll follow you anywhere. Mainly because I know it’s gonna be an off the hook party wherever you show up with those heels and fanny pack.
Girl I feel ya, the lines at Walmart are too damn long. You take your stance by sitting down! You’re like the Colin Kapernick of Walmart now!