Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
There should be an opacity chart in all changing rooms when you’re trying on your yoga pants. Someone get on that.
I don’t want to rain on your parade. I can see by your emoji that you are having a great time. I just thought I’d let you know there are less time consuming ways to look like an oddball. Seriously, just browse this site, you’ll find thousands of easier ways.
I feel like Jeff Foxworthy is somewhere hiding in a clothing rack uncontrollably cumming all over himself.