Oh great, I’m so glad the new Joker movie is out so all of the weirdos feel safe to come out in public again.
This isn’t Target where Christmas decorations are put up next to the back to school supplies in August. But that doesn’t mean we don’t want to give you some sort of heads up to pick up your perfect gift. People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book – Dirty Santa Edition is now available on pre-sale. And if you missed last year’s coloring book, an Amazon top selling item, you can pick up that copy today!
Probably better off in the condiment aisle so you can pick up some maple syrup for those flapjacks.
Sick vanity plate. Pretty sure it’s illegal to get road rage at a self-deprecating guy who has given advanced notice like this. Well played sir.