These boots were made for more than just walking sweetheart.
Don’t let your ex-boyfriend do your tattoos for you. If you do, then I suppose he isn’t wrong. You stupid.
You celebrated the 4th by wearing an American Flag tank top and shotgunning beers with your bros. This dude sees your tank top and raises you the 16th President of the United States who freed the slaves. But ya whatever, you’r still American as f*ck….posers.
I’m sure Monster Energy drink is really excited to have their name attached to your Mad Max wannabe destruction derby car…Although, come to think of it, you really are their target market so maybe they are extremely excited about it. I can’t say. I don’t drink gasoline mixed with Kool-aid so I’m not in their wheelhouse.